Roll Your Own iPhone case.

via case-mate.com
Just .99 for those whose discretionary income was spent on the device itself.
Layoffs suck.
BTW, here is the best user review:
Recession Repo
I had an iPhone, and ordered the cover. Before I received the cover, I was laid off, and my iPhone was a company phone. The amazing thing is I really didn't notice much difference in performance with or without the iPhone. This cover works fine without an iPhone. It form fits to my 15 year old Nokia nicely -- you just have to bend it a little.
